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"The Hilarious Talking"
February 28, 2009

Pagkatapos kung ayusin ang mga importanteng oathform sa PRC at magpapicture sa studio ng passport size, ay nagusap kaming magkita ng mga kaibigan ko sa review na maglunch sa MOA.

Walongbote: Putek! sayang! Talaga, mas mataas pa siguro grades ko, kung di ako tulog ng tulog nung review days sa bahay. Isipin mong 88 libo ang kumuha ng board, tapos 40% lang may karapatang pumasa. Ang lupet ng PRC!.

Dora The Explorer: Ai oo ga, sinabi mo pa!Mahirap talaga kasi makapasa. Swerte talaga tayo, kahit wala tayo sa Topnotcher, atleast kasama tayo sa upper 40%.

Walongbote: Korek!Pero nakakahinayang lang talaga yung mga araw, na puro tulog lang ako.

Baboyramo: Putek! Ano paku! Buti ka pa nga, pasado! Ako bagsak!

Walongbote: Eh bakulaw ka eh! Mismong sa review center tulog ka! Tapos nirerecord mo yung boses ng mga instructor natin, habang humihilig ka! Anong tingin mo sa auditorium ng baste! MOTEL!

Habang naglalakad kami papunta sa Doroteo Jose LRT STATION, papuntang TAFT AVE. para sumakay ng mga orange na jeep na magdadala sa amin sa MOA.

Dora The Explorer: May bf ka ba ngayon ga?
Walongbote: Wala tol.
Dora The Explorer: Eh si Dao Ming Si?
Walongbote: Wala na yun, di na nagparamdam pagkatapos ng board exam.
Dora The Explorer: Ai ganun ga! Grabe naman yun! Kaw baboyramo may gf ka na?
Baboyramo: Meron na.
Walongbote: Nakz! May tumugon na din pala sa panawagan mo sa YM.
Dora The Explorer: Abay san mo ga nakilala?
Baboyramo: Sa MUKAMO.COM
Dora The explorer: Ah eh di nagkita na pala kayo?
Baboyramo: Malamang! Dora! Malamang!
Walongbote: Ano naman meron dun at nagustuhan mo siya?
Baboyramo: May something lang sa kanya.
Dora: Bakit maganda?
Baboyramo: Di naman. Basta may something lang.
Walongbote: Malakas umuga?
Dora: Ha? Umuga? Ng Ano?
Walongbote: Ng kama!
Baboyramo: Putek!


Habang kami ay nakaupo sa Gonuts Donuts at hinihintay ang isa pa naming kasama na si BABOY NA PUTI na super duper. Highest level. Na late dumating.

Baboyramo: Bigyan ninyo nga ako ng magandang reason kung bakit di ako papasok sa opisina?
Walongbote: Hmmp.. LBM
Baboyramo: Pwede ding Soreeyes, kasi yung kasamahan ko sa trabaho ganun yung dati nyang palusot.
Dora: Ano bang mangyayari kung di ka papasok?
Baboyramo: Babawasan lang naman ako ng 1,500. Pang treat din yun noh.
Walongbote: Pumasok ka man o hindi, wala rin naman kami mapapala. Di mo naman kami tinitreat.
Dora: Oo nga! Treat mo kami!
Baboyramo: Wala nga akong dalang malaking pera ngayon.
Walongbote: Aisuz! Sabihin mo sagrado ang kakuriputan mo!
Dora: Eh bakit ga. Di ka ba kasi papasok? Sayang din yun noh! 1,500 din yun.
Baboyramo: Wala pa kasi akong tulog, from 10pm na shift ko tapos 8am ng umaga dismiss ko. Tapos nagkita tayo.
Walongbote: So anong gusto mong palabasin, kami ang dahilan ng di mo pagtulog? Ha!
Baboyramo: Di naman sa ganun, dun kasi ako matutulog sa gf ko ngayon.
Walongbote: Yun! Linawin mo! Para kasing gusto mong palabasin na kami ang pumuyat sayo!
Dora: Haha. Oo nga.
Baboyramo: Iba na naman nasa isip ninyo.

Wala pa din si baboy na puti. Kaya hinintay pa rin namin siya.

Baboyramo: So ano na? Ano ng dadahilan ko?
Walongbote: Dysentery.
Dora: Hahaha, mas malala pa yun sa cholera! May bleeding na yun eh.
Baboyramo: Yung dapat di na kailangan ng doctor’s prescription.
Walongbote: Herpes!
Baboyramo: Putek na yan!
Dora: Haha, di ka daw kasi nagpapayong.
Walongbote: Pwera na lang, kung gusto nilang silipin. Para may prove.
Baboyramo: Ai naku! Wag yun!
Dora: Ano nga ba ga?
Walongbote: Stomatitis.
Dora: Haha. The best ka talaga!
Baboyramo: Putek! Singaw yun eh!
Walongbote: Di naman yan alam ng mga taga callcenter eh!
Dora: Haha oo nga. Inflammation of the stomach kunwari.
Baboyramo: Tanginang yan!
Walongbote: Haha, tapos kunwari yung singaw nauwi sa Herpes simplex.
Dora: Tama! Yung simpleng singaw. Herpes na pala!
Baboyramo: Nice tips.

Dumating na si Baboy na puti, Naghanap muna kami ng magandang makakainan. Pagkatapos naming ikutin ang MOA. Naghanap kami ng Eat all you can. Sa kasamaang palad, di masarap ang mga pagkain. Kaya nauwi kami sa Pizza Hut Bistro.

Walongbote: Malapit ka na umalis Baboy na puti. Kelan flight mo papuntang cali?
BaboynaPuti: Baka mga March 21, ganun.
Dora: So di ka na magooath taking?
BaboynaPuti: Pwede namang hindi. Diba? Basta nakapagrehistro ka na. Ayos na yun.
Walongbote: Ilang years ka dun?
BaboynaPuti: 5 years.
Dora: Halai! Ang tagal nun tol!
Walongbote: Paano si kuya POKEMON.
BaboynaPuti: Ayun maghihintay siya.
Dora: Naku pakasal na muna kayo. Bago ka umalis.
BaboynaPuti: Pagbalik ko na lang.
Dora: Ang tagal eh nun.
Walongbote: di mo ba siya bibigyan ng isang gabing di niya malilimutan.
BaboynaPuti: Hindi noh. Hahaha..
Dora: Oo nga, Para may maiwan kang magandang alaala.
BaboynaPuti: Haha, di pwede. Baka buntis na ako pagdating ko sa California. Patay ako!
Baboyramo: Eh di magsuot siya ng payong.
BaboynaPuti: Diyan ka magaling! Basta Sex ang usapan! Natitinag ka kumain.
Walongbote: Oo nga eh, muntik ng maubos ang pizza.

Habang naglalakad kami at naghuhunting ng magandang tatambayan, pagktapos naming lumamon. Napadaan kami sa isang bookstore.

Walongbote: Teka! Tignan ko muna covergirl ng Maxim.
BaboyRamo: Tara!
Walongbote: Ka ang laki ng boobs ni Ex PBB
BaboynaPuti: Oo nga noh.
Walongbote: Ikaw Baboyramo, nangongolekta ka ba ng mga FHM or Maxim?
Baboyramo: Hinde, nakikibasa lang ako.
Walongbote: Kunwari ka pa!
Dora: Ito dito madaming FHM.
Walongbote: Ka unexpected! Tignan mo si Maggi Wilson oh!, nakatakip lang ang suso.
Dora: Sino ba yan ga?
Walongbote: Bb. Pilipinas, Starstruck ata, Saka host ng isang Beauty Show sa QTV.
Baboyramo: Ang daming alam oh.
Walongbote: May TV kasi kami. May TV kami!
BaboynaPuti: Wala kasi kayong TV baboyramo!
Dora: Oh ito oh, Tips for having a good sex.
Baboyramo: Patignan nga.
BaboynaPuti: Di ka napaghahalataan!
Walongbote: Oh ito pa, Sex book pa.
Baboyramo: Ka ikaw din naman jan!
Walongbote: Sabihin mo lahat tayo pag sex ang topic, nabubuhayan ng dugo!
BaboynaPuti: Korek!
Dora: Napaghahalataan tayong mga Virgin. Tara alis na tayo! Nursing books na lang tignan natin.
Baboyramo: Kayo lang!
Walongbote: Oo na. Advanced level ka na kasi.


Nasa Bowling kami ng SM. Nakaupo at nanonood sa mga naglalaro.

Dora: So di ka na talaga papasok?
Baboyramo: Di na nga.
Walongbote: Saan ka maliligo?
Baboyramo: Sa bahay na nila.
BaboynaPuti: Sabay kayo maliligo?
Baboyramo: Depende.
Walongbote: Oo na, pavirgin mary ka pa jan!
Dora: Haha, may dala ka bang payong?
Baboyramo: Wala nga eh.
BaboynaPuti: Patay tayo jan!
Walongbote: No penetration na lang. Titigan kayo.
Baboyramo: Putek na yan!
Dora: hahaha….

Pauwi na kami, nakasakay sa Orange na jeep.

BaboynaPuti: O sige, kitakitz na lang tayo nextime ah! Bago ako umalis, magkita tayo ulit.
Dora: Ok! Sige ingatz ka!Miss you!
Walongbote: Sige bowling na tayo nextime.
Baboynaputi: Ok sige!. Ui baboyramo! Magpayong ka ah!

(Wala na si BaboynaPuti)

Baboyramo: May madadaanan ba tayong Ministop or 7eleven?
Dora: Ewan ko. Bakit ga? MagCacactus ba kayo?
Baboyramo: Malay natin, dati kasi parang nagpaparamdam.
Dora: Halay, dapat nga ready ka parati.
Walongbote: Dapat boyscout ka! Laging handa!
Dora: Naku! May magaganap na lindol mamaya?
Walongbote: Anung lindol?
Dora: Haha, sa Laguna lang magkakaroon tol. Wala sa maynila.
Walongbote: Oh I see. Anong intensity?
Dora: Intensity 8!
Walongbote: Putek na yan! Ang lakas nun ah!
Baboyramo: Nagegets mo ba yung usapan?
Walongbote: Tingin mo sakin. Slow?!
Baboyramo: Di naman. Hehehe..
Walongbote: Baka nga di lang lindol manyari sa laguna eh.
Dora: Ano pa?
Walongbote: Hurricane!
Dora: Yun yon eh!

Sa MRT.

Dora: Bumili ka muna ah, bago ka tumuloy dun.
Walongbote: Yeah boy! Maligo ka muna!
Baboyramo: Opo.
Walongbote: Magpalit ka ng brief ah! Tutong na yan!
Dora: Hahaha…
Walongbote: Balitaan mo kami ah!
Baboyramo: Ok!
Dora: Yeh!

Naghiwalay na kami at kanya kanyang umuwi. Paano namin malilimutan ang isat-isa? Dahil tuwing magkasama kaming apat, Para kaming nasa KABARET at nanood ng Liveshow. Mall of Asia ang lugar kung saan mahirap kalimutan ang aming halakhakan at aming mga magagandang pinagsamahan. Sana wala ng katapusan. Pero di natin maiiwasan na sa bawat kwento, parating may THE END.

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"I'm now Registered Nurse!"
February 20, 2009

OMG! I’m not supposed to post a blog entry today, since you know I only blog for sometime. Yet this is the biggest things that happen in my life that I couldn’t miss to blog. I always dream of and pray for this, every single minute. Yes, every minute.. Even I’m watching TV, I always think of the board exam result. I maybe look relax, but you don’t know that deep inside of me is this hope to become a Registered Nurse of the Philippines. A nurse is not a nurse, without passing her licensure exam. A nurse is not a nurse when he/she never works in their chosen ground. A nurse is not a nurse when she doesn’t care for his/her patients. A nurse is only a nurse, when she all had this.

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The Nurse Licensure Exam was held last November 29-30, 2008. At least 39,455 or 44.51% out of 88,649 examinees that took the November 2008 Nursing Board have passed, the Professional Regulatory Commission has announced the result today. All daily newspaper will also release the result in print tomorrow.(source: PINOYBSN. )

My surname was assigned in Arellano, High School near Dapitan during those days. My friends knew all about this and they keep on saying me: “hoy! Magaral ka, tulog ka ng tulog!”. I have this sickness of whenever I read something that is too boring (Nurse Medical Surgical book) I slept at it. The only thing I do, during those days was to listen to our professor while lecturing. I never keep an eye, of course I blink. But my mind is awake. I admit, I sometimes feel sleepy but I fight those daydreaming in class. To my Royal Pentagon Family! My mentors—Mr. Ferdie Valdez( The medical surgical master), Atty. Glenn Luansing( The nurse and atty. *legal expert!), Mr. Jerome Balisnomo (The Maternal care Nursing Simplifier), Mr. Dyeri Andamo (The Community Health Nurse Practitioner), and last but not the least Mr. Mike Jimenez ( The Psychiatric Wizard). Thank you so much for all the laughter and knowledge you have shared on. Pentagon stills the number 1 review center! I miss you so much!.

I also want to say thank you to all my friends during my review days—Crystalyn Marquez, San Juan Christine, Kristine Lim, Mary Grace, Patrick Moulic etc.. (who always think positive! Even I’m the opposite). They really help me during those days, Tanungan ever, during breaks, brain storming and our eating trip. Kuya darl who is the bf of Christine–thank you!.

Best of all to my ka-tropang wayas—who always say “ikaw pa! papasa ka niyan!”—Jhona, Jhao, Katrina, Ruth, Mckoy, Corie and Jenny. I missed you guys! Without you, I maybe lose the trust to myself. You always keep me going, you are all my genuinely friend in FEU that I will always treasure, the friendship and most of all our good times together. Maybe we are now separating our ways, because some of us are going to work and live in different places and country. We all dream of this, remember?. I love you guys!

My colleagues and group mates in Far Eastern University of University of Perpetual Help Manila whom I shared my half years in both school. I’m really blessed to know you guys. It is once in a lifetime chance to become a college student, when you already graduate. You’ll surely miss! Soar up high! Make a difference batch 2008!!!

My clinical instructors who guide us all through out our duties in different hospitals. For sharing your knowledge and skills. My lecturers who gave us so much headache lols every single day. Memorizing all those medical related stuff. To the dean of perpetual Mrs.Melinda Gablan thank you for being the– SCARY DEAN haha. Without all those terrors shouting of you, we will not become the person we are now.

To all my blogger friends thank you also for sharing your life with me. I promised to keep your secrets!.

To my inspiration and my life—Parents and families, you are the biggest percentage who prayed for me. I know you always want me to become the professional nurse. You always there to cheer me up and assist me during those difficult times. My mom, who always wakes up every morning to prepare my breakfast and baon, who always there for me since I was a little girl. My dad, who believes in me, who supports me financially, who works in saudie since I was born. Without my parents, I’m not here. I will never become a girl of today.

To God to be the glory, to where I shared this achievement. To whom I always talk everyday. To the lord that never failed to love me and guide me since I was born in this world. To where my sanity was forgotten by him. Who gave all his never ending love. Who walks with me all along this journey called life. The master that I served. To where I dedicate my licensed. As I continue serving people, God will always be my master and my teacher.

All signed with kisses and hugz
ANTONIO, JENIFFER SAMBLANI R.N.
February 20, 2009

PS: If you want to download the list of the nurses who passed the board exam November 2008. Simply click this –>LINK <-- you can also visit The PinoyBSN.blogspot.com and PRC.gov.ph

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"Chocolate's from the pure pots of honey!"
February 19, 2009

I received Ate honey’s chocolate today- 9:30am to be exact. The pack of chocolate lollipops was delivered right in our front door via 2GO. I already anticipates it since Ate honey send me an email regarding her home made chocolates. Despite that she is sick and the city of Davao is quite far from her place, she still make an effort to send her valentine’s gift. She said that she also make something in the city, that she also send the chocolates not only to me but to other blogger’s too. I hope they received it too. ^.^

So here’s the picture of 2GO quick pack and also the lovely valentine’s chocolate lollipops.

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The chocolates are molded into flowers, butterflies and turtle?(I can’t figure it out). The colors are red, pink and white. Perfect for valentines!. It taste so sweet and addictive. Haha. I even forgot to breathe, kidding. I give some to my pamangkin’s and they love it too.

But the best thing about this is not the chocolates itself but the one who made it by her hand, Ate honey’s sweet and loving personality is the best ingredients for this chocolates. I even think that she can make her own small business with this chocolates. We all love chocolates, who doesn’t? so it will be a nice product to start on this year. Keep it going your passion Ate honey.

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